Obscene Immortal Chapter 4

4 – Halfway through, the “carrot monster” suddenly grew another cock?! (Double cocks) The secret of the bitten part.***

***Translator note: I translated the title directly, but as I said before the author likes clickbait titles, so there isn’t two dingy-dongers in this chapter! Only one so far, but you will learn about the secret of the bitten part.

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“Don’t worry, baby. You’re an immortal, you won’t be fucked broken so easily.”

Mo Tu secured Bai Xuan’s waist, he pressed the glans of his cock against that small opening within and began alternating between heavily and gently rubbing it. Just from gauging Bai Xuan’s extreme reaction, Mo Tu knew that although Bai Xuan was afraid, he was also feeling quite pleasured.

“Hmm ahhh! Stop grinding there! It feels so strange! Water’s going to come out again, ahh ahh ahhhhh!” Bai Xuan felt that the place inside him which was being prodded at could perpetually squirt water. He hadn’t even been able to register what the place that was being teased at was, before Mo Tu’s next sentence made his mind break.

“Xuan Xuan, my baby, this is your uterine mouth. If I fuck it open, wouldn’t you be pleasured enough to squirt?”

The mouth of my uterus? ! Bai Xuan suddenly thought of something and his pupils immediately shrank.

“No… don’t!!” He struggled to withdraw Mo Tu’s cock out of his pussy, but unexpectedly this action actually caused the cock to stir his insides even more. The mouth of Bai Xuan’s uterus had been grinded unbelievably soft and pliable by the glans, and his fluids erupted out in little poofs. All this was accompanied by a sense of numb emptiness.

He was extremely scared because although his body was unusual, he was an immortal so his sexual organs weren’t malformed. His female reproductive organs were as intact as his male organs, so akin to humans, he’s able to conceive children. The only difference was that for immortals to conceive successfully, they had to insert a cock all the way into their uterus and use semen to fertilize the spirit orbs within.¹ Thus, when Bai Xuan heard that Mo Tu planned to fuck into his most sensitive and shameful place, he immediately knew what Mo Tu wanted to do.

“I’ve only just fucked at the entrance of your womb, and your pussy’s already more excited than before. Your fluid’s constantly flowing, you obviously want it very much.” Mo Tu gently placed his hand on Bai Xuan’s abdomen, he realized that a tiny spirit orb was hidden directly underneath — one that would be incited as long as he instilled his semen. The thought that this would cause the two people to truly combine made Mo Tu all the more aroused.

“You can’t… insert it inside…ahhh…” Bai Xuan cried and shook his head, feeling that the place Mo Tu touched was growing hot. Even though the other hadn’t yet penetrated all the way through, it still stimulated him into shivers. Bai Xuan didn’t want to admit it but it was really comfortable… but doing this kind of thing as strangers made Bai Xuan feel extremely ashamed. If he ultimately fell pregnant with Mo Tu’s child because of this act of lust… Bai Xuan didn’t even dare to think about it.

Seeing the beautiful little rabbit god crying like this, Mo Tu also felt a little soft-hearted. Without reluctance, he lowered his head to lick the teardrops on Bai Xuan’s face, swallowing them as if he was drinking holy nectar. Following this, he kissed along Bai Xuan’s nose and finally ended on his lips.

The sudden kisses caused Bai Xuan’s body to go stiff. Within the next second, he felt a hot and humid object penetrating his mouth, sweeping across his teeth, lingering especially on the two small rabbit front teeth. Bai Xuan’s rabbit teeth were exquisite and didn’t stick out too obviously, so his smiles were extremely cute. Mo Tu seemed to like these two little things, so he used the tip of his tongue to lick them back and forth until Bai Xuan’s gums went numb.

“Hmmmm…you…let go…” Bai Xuan was so startled by the kiss that he switched from crying to sobbing softly. He pressed his hands against Mo Tu’s chest and gently pushed, but the other was much taller than him so it looked as if he was pretending to refuse.

“You’re telling me to let go, but I’m being sucked so tightly underneath. Dishonesty is to be punished.” Mo Tu thrust his lower body a few times. Bai Xuan was fucked into loud gasps, but soon his lips were blocked by the other again. Only “mmm ahhh” sounds could escape from his nose.

Mo Tu gradually sped up his movement, and Bai Xuan was shaken back and forth. His hands had to change from resisting Mo Tu to circling his neck, in fear that he would be rammed off.

“Ahhh hahhh…Don’t…stab in there…ennn hmmm…I’m dying…” Bai Xuan was flushed red from the kisses and his lower body was already sopping wet. However, just as he was about to reach the edge of the climax, Mo Tu slowed down.

“Don’t…I want more…” Bai Xuan moaned, swaying his pale ass in dissatisfaction. Although he had just told the other to release him, he was about to climax so he couldn’t pretend to be reserved any longer.

Damn, it’s said that rabbits are born lustful — indeed they were right. Mo Tu exhaled in his heart, but he didn’t say it out loud. Although he didn’t mean it as an insult, he was still worried about hurting Bai Xuan’s self-esteem.

“I’ll give it if you want it, but baby, there is one thing that must be made clear.” Mo Tu smirked with a bit of mischievous.

“En?” What could he possibly talk about with me at this time?! This carrot monster must be doing this on purpose!

“Baby, do you know where you bit two bites on me?”

“?” Bai Xuan looked at him in confusion — why would Mo Tu suddenly ask this from him. He didn’t know that Mo Tu was a fake carrot so he nibbled two bites. Plus it seems that he wasn’t nibbled broken so Bai Xuan didn’t really care about it.

After all, Mo Tu wasn’t a mortal, so even if he was bitten by Bai Xuan, he could heal himself immediately. However, after seeing that Bai Xuan hadn’t realized what he did, Mo Tu couldn’t help but remind him and… also to use this as an excuse to bully him even more.

Mo Tu led Bai Xuan’s hand towards the place where the two were joined together and finally touched his two heavy sacs. With a deep, hoarse voice he said “You bit me here earlier.”

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Hearing this, Bai Xuan’s face and ears were flushed a bright red. His head was burning so hot that he was almost steaming and he couldn’t even form an articulate sentence: “You…wh…what…how could…!”

If he actually bit this part, then what exactly did he eat before??! Bai Xuan felt that there were ten thousand alpaca gods² galloping around in his heart.

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¹ The spirit orb is this novel’s equivalent of a human egg (so semen + spirit orb = little baby)

²For people who don’t know, the “alpaca” part is a slang used by Chinese netizens because it’s supposed to mean something like “mother-f*cker”, “f*ck your mom”, or “WTF”. This is because “alpaca” in Chinese sounds very similar to like “f*ck your mom” in Chinese. Most novels like to write it as “alpacas galloping” to make it humorous, so Bai Xuan’s “ten thousand alpaca gods” is just a cuter way of cursing ten thousand “WTF”s in his heart. I usually translate curses to its English equivalent, but this type is one of the exceptions.

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Sorry for promising chapters not posting them! I got buried by final projects/test/quizzes and had to put this off until break. I kind of rushed this translation and haven’t actually gotten time to edit it, so apologies for the drop in quality ( I will do so soon). Additionally, I translated this hectic chapter by substituting their names in when there were too many “he”, “his”, and “him” in one sentence to clarify the subject. If there are any complaints, I’ll change it back.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!